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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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Blueprints for a Blackout is the fifth album by Dutch post-punk band The Ex, originally released in 1984. It was the first of The Ex's albums to feature Luc playing bass guitar and he would remain as the band's bass player for 20 years. The album also featured many guest musicians, a notable trend in The Ex's discography that would provide musical elements unique to each of their albums.
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