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{"type":"standard","title":"Saturday Night Live season 33","displaytitle":"Saturday Night Live season 33","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7426697","titles":{"canonical":"Saturday_Night_Live_season_33","normalized":"Saturday Night Live season 33","display":"Saturday Night Live season 33"},"pageid":12740720,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/SNL_Title_Card.png","width":300,"height":169},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/SNL_Title_Card.png","width":300,"height":169},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290227698","tid":"b056d8fa-3003-11f0-b89c-23bb4497e9cc","timestamp":"2025-05-13T14:08:05Z","description":"Season of television series","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_season_33","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_season_33?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_season_33?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Saturday_Night_Live_season_33"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_season_33","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Saturday_Night_Live_season_33","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_season_33?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Saturday_Night_Live_season_33"}},"extract":"The thirty-third season of Saturday Night Live, an American sketch comedy series, originally aired in the United States on NBC between September 29, 2007, and May 17, 2008. Due to the 2007–08 Writers Guild of America strike, there were only 12 episodes produced in this season instead of the usual 20, making this the shortest season in the series run and beating out both the sixth (1980–1981) season and the thirteenth (1987–1988) season, which had thirteen episodes each and were also cut short due to WGA strikes. This is also the only season in SNL history not to have a new Christmas episode, since the WGA strike spanned from November 2007 to February 2008.","extract_html":"
The thirty-third season of Saturday Night Live, an American sketch comedy series, originally aired in the United States on NBC between September 29, 2007, and May 17, 2008. Due to the 2007–08 Writers Guild of America strike, there were only 12 episodes produced in this season instead of the usual 20, making this the shortest season in the series run and beating out both the sixth (1980–1981) season and the thirteenth (1987–1988) season, which had thirteen episodes each and were also cut short due to WGA strikes. This is also the only season in SNL history not to have a new Christmas episode, since the WGA strike spanned from November 2007 to February 2008.
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Subhadra Joshi was an Indian freedom activist, politician and parliamentarian from Indian National Congress. She took part \nin the 1942 Quit India movement, and later remained the president of the Delhi Pradesh Congress Committee (DPCC). She was from Sialkot.
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