Keio-inadazutsumi Station is a passenger railway station located in the Suge neighborhood of Tama-ku, Kawasaki, Kanagawa, Japan and operated by the private railway operator Keio Corporation. With Hashimoto Station and Wakabadai Station, it is one of only three Keio Line stations located in Kanagawa Prefecture.
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