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Linda Lapointe is a Canadian politician and businesswoman from Quebec. She has been the Member of Parliament for the riding of Rivière-des-Mille-Îles since the 2025 Canadian Federal Election, serving as a member of the Liberal Party of Canada. Before this, she was an Action démocratique du Québec (ADQ) Member of the National Assembly for the electoral district of Groulx from 2007 to 2008. She previously served as Member of Parliament for the same district, having first been elected in 2015, and sat until the 2019 Canadian federal election when she lost her seat.
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